The new light rail stations will be located next to golf courses, which should of course be destroyed and turned into something useful that does not attract an undesirable element (i.e. Your scruffortunities.Īnd while a Mountlake zipcode may not carry the cultural cache of 98101, there’s just so much SPACE up north. It will also significantly expand your Scruff opportunities. Why should you care about fast easy access to these places? Well, for one thing, the way things are going you probably won’t be able to afford to live in Seattle for much longer, and once light rail opens our northern neighbors will offer more reasonable rent without forcing you to schedule an entire day of travel if you want to go to a show at Neumos. Then we’ve got the Lynnwood extension, which will continue north from Northgate to Shoreline, Mountlake Terrace, and Lynnwood, locations that are so far outside the core of Seattle that mentioning them will likely earn you befuddled stares.
So, just how close are we to a transformed transit experience? I’m glad you asked-pull up a chair, brew a cup of coffee, and try to keep your tongue in your mouth as we do a little year-end roundup of Sound Transit’s most seductive construction projects. Please, please, no matter how tempting it may seem, do not attempt to lick the trains.
In fact, they’ll transform the way you get around multiple towns, because the new tendrils of the Link extensions will spread across Seattle to the east side and down to Kent and Tacoma, like the tentacles of a giant sexy hentai monster. (Please do not attempt to actually taste them.) Over the next four years, Seattle will open 28 (!!!) new stations, some of them in less than a year, and they will completely transform the way you get around town. Please resist the urge to rub your sweaty palms all over the new U District station when it opens Sound Transitĭespite the weirdness of this year, construction on light rail extension projects has continued at a solid clip and more trains, tracks, and stations are so close we can almost taste them.
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